06 June 2010
01 May 2010
the maktab's press
Blazon press.aritu mereka menginterviu ak.dan agak x sgka lak ley msuk lam list: CONGRATULATION! u’re selected for the 2nd stage.[even mereka mengeja nama ak dgn SALAH]
Dan ak masih mengamalkan fatwa yg mulia:jangan tipu.
-ye.saye mmg minat photography
-ahah.uncle saye pon photographer.
-yup.saye penah gune dslr.
-ermm..ye,saye tau siket2 pasal lomo.
-alamak,lupe la kene guna ISO brape.sbb da lame saye x pegang camera=P
-depends.saye buat2 layan ‘abang2’senior itu.atas urusan kerja la..[dan ak dpt rasekan akak tu cam skeptic ngan jwpn ak kali ni]
Well,itu la satu-SATUnya interviu yg plg rileks penah ak rasa.truly!ak xrasa cam diinterviu pom.dah la ak tibai memain je.ak org last dan telah di interviu oleh SEMUA ahli blazon press.
Dan lepas tu, ak kena buli:”shoot pic kitoram yg terrrbaek ea,kalu x cun,kene la awak!”
pastu ak xtau la either my work is good,better or best.or "really amatur la adekk!!"tp akak tu kate"cantek la!ok la tuu.."ye, saye tau akak cuma nak amik ati saye..isk!T___T
hari pekerja=cuti!
OKAY.1st of all,HAPPY LABOUR DAY.for those who’s kerja only lah.termasuk ak..kerja skolah.T___T
Boman?boman pngusaha anggur..x termasuk ea.
Ayom?ok2 masuk la list ugop.u’ll go for work soon,rite?
Da 2 bln something ak berada d mrsm BITARA pengkalan chepa. Dan baruku sedar diri[selama ni x sdrkan diri coz culture shock] bahawa ak suda menjadi pelajar yg berstatus BITARA.and it’s mean..
- · Ak kena merelakan sepasang kaki-bebas-kurap ku diselaputi kain nipis yg dipanggil stoking setiap masa—x kira time nak refill air ke,p kelas ke, skodeng mamat nsem kat tepi pgr aspura ke..everytime I step out of da hostel block la senang citer.
- · I ought to show my respect,extremely, to the seniors.or not, a d**n roll-call would be held at 2300 or midnite.
- · Stop daydreamin’ la!kids here have really high intelligence.u can barely able to beat the tops,but try to get ur name on 4flat list too.~aminn~*fingercrossin’*
- · I was once a notorious student,but when I came here,I must turn over a new leaf[or maybe it’s better to say,OVERTURN THE LEAF]àI forced myself to be a goody2 nerd one.=(
- · …and bla bla bla of do’s and don’t’s.
Tapi ape yg best adalah…
- · Boys here are really well educated.they’re smart,and rajin too![and it’s a “coolll..” to have some of em wit charmin face=P]so don’t worry if u left da tasks to boys,coz they’ll do it,by hook or by crook![heh,kalu kat jeli,lambat ag!]
- · Kat cni ad iMac,i.e. pc yang plg sophisticated penah ak guna!
- · Duk kat cni ley outin kat kb.hehe~heaven!
- · Ma pom leh wat kunjungan terhormat sopmo.i.e. once every 2 weeks!
- · …and bla bla bla too.[malas nok nulih panjey2]
30 April 2010
ronda2 kb
19 March 2010
ambo anok klate
“jeng, nanti ko balik naek flight kul brape?”seorang bdk s’gor btanya pd suatu ari.
Dio tnyo aku ko?balik?naek flight?
"kah3..gapo mg ni...demey namo rima plop jeng 2 nk balik nga flight?rumoh dio kat kapong ak jahh.bau budu bena..“
Hamboii..sedak des oyat ak bau budu.’bau budu’ is a mean sentence,freak.nawop sgt la kalu oyat ak nih bau budu coz ak xrajim pom make budu or even pegey botol budu skalipom!
"oih jeng,siyes ni?ko asal klantan?“
Ceh,bdk ni... x napok ko rupo cik siti wan kembang kt muko ak neyy?“duhh..betoi la..pe hal lak ak nak klepet ko..“
„ayohh jeng, betol la..ko mmg xde rupe cam org klantan..ah,ak x caye!“
Bakpo ey?ak sero muko ak napok supo bdk kapong jah.high-end sgt ko rupo ak ney??ahaks~
"ko xyah la wat hairdo camtu...ko wat yg biase2 jer..."seorang bdk dr utara kasi suggestion.
“ape kes lak ak kene tukar hairdo ak ney??nape?stylo sgt ke?”
Ceh,metey2 la ak ni bdk klate jah…xley la wat rambuk stail gni?eyy..suko ati ak la, rambuk ak.bukey stylo sgt pom.biaso2 jah ni..elehh..kalu deki oyak la mugo rambuk dio 2 x comei pom!supo moktey!haha~[jahat nok mapuh ak ni..;-p]
12 February 2010
like Maa like me..
sbb bnda ni xckup dgambarkn nga gmbr smate2.
zazie ank maa..
so xpelik ah kalu zazie samo jas nga ma.
zazie nakal.olohh..supo ma laa..time mudo2 dlu
kito supo maa..sbb zazie ank ma.
aritu ak g ganu.
ak suko pantai.
so ak g pata sore2.
x oyt ko tuan umh.
doh la mso 2 time mgrib.
tuan umh abes deba cri ak.
tkut kno cilok laa...
dlu ma pom gtu.
masuk hute x oyat kokre..
wat ore rusim jass
kito supo maa..sbb zazie ank ma.
ak suko make eskrem.
saem2 ak suma tau.
kalu ak g koop gap mesti g bli eskrem pnya.
ma dulu pom gtu gop.
1 skolah tau ma tu hantu eskrem.
kito supo maa..sbb zazie ank ma.
taun lps.
ak n da gang wat lolok ile.
gegey 1 mktb kununnye sep ak ile.
ma dlu pom gtu gop.
g outing skali nga saem2.
tp tyme ore len blik mktb ma xblik ag.
1mktb havoc.
"farid hilang..farid hilangg!!"
kito supo maa..sbb zazie ank ma.
byk ag bena per-serupo-an.
tp kalu nok oyat so-so...
tobat x abih.
so...
smpai d sini saja.
kita btemu lg.
len kali.
kito supo maa..sbb zazie ank ma.